Review kingbk83 4/5 · May 6, 2022
NES Lookback - Excitebike
Do you have that one fast food meal that you know you shouldn't eat, but every once in a while, you eat it? For me, it's KFC original recipe. About 2-3 times a year, I get it. It scratches an itch. That's what Excitebike is for me. It's a game that, about 4-5 times a year, I want to play …
Do you have that one fast food meal that you know you shouldn't eat, but every once in a while, you eat it? For me, it's KFC original recipe. About 2-3 times a year, I get it. It scratches an itch. That's what Excitebike is for me. It's a game that, about 4-5 times a year, I want to play for about 20 minutes, and then I'm ok. But the fact that it's 2022 and I STILL feel that way for this game is impressive.
Released as one of the original Nintendo "Black Box" titles (think of them as Nintendo's version of Baskin Robbins 31 flavors. Ok, I'm done with the food analogies), Excitebike is a very easy plug and play kind of a game. You take control of a biker who must place 3rd or greater on five different tracks. You can do this alone, which is a little easier, or you can do it against computer controlled opponents, making it more difficult. You have to balance using your turbo accelerator without overheating. If you overheat, you are penalized time. You also have to land properly after hitting ramps and other obstacles. If you finish the race 3rd or better, you move onto the next track. If not, game over. If you complete all five tracks, the game loops and becomes more difficult.
There is also a track builder option, which is very cool for such an early NES game, but the big problem is you cannot save your tracks. There is no battery backup, no password system, nothing. So while it's fun designing tracks, the fact you can't keep them after you turn the game off is a huge problem.
Excitebike's influence is all over Nintendo. When I see Mario Kart, I see Excitebike. When I see Mario Maker, I see Excitebike. It has almost legendary stature with the brand.
I think that's why, while the game itself is a solid 3 out of 5, I bump it up to 4. It's got longevity that is hard to find in video games overall. For me, like KFC original recipe, it satisfies my hunger briefly, before I'm craving something more.


