Review Strawhat 2/5 · Mar 3, 2024
6.5/10 - Decent

BEAT 'EM UP - Ex-police officers Alex, Blaze, and Adam try to take down the crime boss, Mr. X.
PROS:
++ Fun combat. Although it's an older game and the moveset is quite limited, I still had some good fun laying the smackdown on thugs. From my testing, it didn't seem like there were big differences between the three playable …

BEAT 'EM UP - Ex-police officers Alex, Blaze, and Adam try to take down the crime boss, Mr. X.
PROS:
++ Fun combat. Although it's an older game and the moveset is quite limited, I still had some good fun laying the smackdown on thugs. From my testing, it didn't seem like there were big differences between the three playable characters but I could be wrong. I'm excited for how they'll improve on the combat in subsequent entries. Right now, you can punch, jumpkick, throw, suplex, vault over enemies, and utilize a handful of weapons (the bat being the best).
++ Catchy music. These older SEGA Genesis games have great soundtracks.
++ Enemy diversity. The main enemy mob types had slightly different AI and tendencies so it made the combat more mentally stimulating than I expected.
++ Vivid art style.
CONS:
-- Bosses. These old-school games are tough, especially the bosses that are borderline unfair. Salute to anybody that can beat this game without save-scumming or using the rewind button. Some bosses were straightforward like the fire-breathing fat man, the wrestler guy, and even Mr. X, but the twin sisters and the guy with the claws had such unpredictable movement patterns and hit like a truck. The worst part is that these bosses start to show up as mini-bosses in future levels. Oh well, games back then are just harder than games today.
-- Time limit. I know that this is just another mechanic to make the game harder so that the arcade cabinets would earn more, but when you're playing on an emulator, it's just kind of annoying especially when enemy mobs are hanging out off-screen.
Come to think of it, why even is there chicken on the streets? Anyway, ahem. Streets of rage baby. Is there more to say? It's awesome, it lets you beat up freaks in bondage gear holding whips in the street. I've always wanted to do that. It lets you get your ass kicked in, teaching you you have to be …