I'm sorry, I really tried. I even thought perhaps if I took a step back and just looked at it as its own game and not a reboot of the excellent original that that might help me appreciate it, but it's so bad on every level.
The visuals are gorgeous, but that isn't what I care about. I care about gameplay, and the gameplay is atrociously shitty. It plays like absolute ass. Everything is clunky, the menu system is awful, the entire UI is badly designed and for a game that's meant to be a shooter of sorts, you are so slow.
And I HATE HATE HATE the inclusion of all this open world bullshit. The powers, the suit additions, the whole thing isn't necessary. I just wanna shoot fucking aliens, son.
You guys had a perfect blueprint for an already awesome pre-existing title. Why the fuck did you go out of your way to make it as disinteresting as possible? It's just so baffling. Especially since the opening of the game and the first bit is actually fairly intriguing, and very Portal-esque almost, but it quickly devolves into the same thing I've seen a million other times before. I hate that I have to keep comparing it to the original when it's supposed to be so different from the original, but I'm sorry, you named it the same thing and called it a successor, so that alone forces me to do comparisons and the biggest difference above all else is how extremely boring this one is, and not just in gameplay but in everything.
The original you were a native american who was abducted off a reservation at a bar, and the tone was just so unique and so original. But this? What are we now? Just another fucking scientist using lame ass weapons with generic science shit. Oh, you're alone on a science lab in space and everyone's already dead blah blah blah It's the same thing I've seen a million times. Come on guys. And while I've always been a defender of the fact that you can do something that's been done before, you still at least have to make it interesting in its own right, and they just completely fucking failed.
I suppose if they were going for realism - in a game about fucking shape shifting space aliens - then sure, it makes sense that you'd need a special suit and powers and high tech science gear to be able to survive, so maybe the sense that you can't protect yourself is realistic, because yeah if my coffee mug suddenly came to life and tried to kill me, I probably wouldn't survive. But this is a video game, and a video game about an already ridiculous concept, so don't give me the whole 'realism' shtick. I recognize I'm not a super soldier, but jesus christ, you expect me to somehow seek out and save other people when I can barely protect myself? Get fuckin' real, dude.
I'm sorry. I tried. I really tried so hard, and I rarely give up on things even if they're below mediocre, but this is unplayable. It's just plain bad.
Sorry for the rant. I try not to fall into this mentality that I used to have in regards to complaining about things I hate, but this one really pissed me off. I'll be quiet now.