Review noplotr 2/5 · Dec 11, 2021
Why?
Why is there no way to look at the stats on my equipment while it's equipped? Why does the tooltip for the block module say "You can now block incoming melee attacks" right before you go through a gauntlet of cannons? Why do I have to use the piece of the map from my inventory instead of it just activating …
Why is there no way to look at the stats on my equipment while it's equipped? Why does the tooltip for the block module say "You can now block incoming melee attacks" right before you go through a gauntlet of cannons? Why do I have to use the piece of the map from my inventory instead of it just activating automatically? Why are there 2 "abilities" that do nothing other than break some colored pieces of wood I, for some inexplicable reason, couldn't break before? Why do stunned enemies still attack? Why can't I sell items I don't want? What is the point of equipment sets? Why is the 2nd boss easier than the 1st, and only has one phase? Why do I drop xp and money when I die if dying doesn't cause me to lose xp or money? Why is the platforming so bad? Why is there one area where I leave the screen on the left side and then enter the next screen also on the left side? Why did the "Finished the Game" trophy pop up before I actually finished the game?
Why did I finish this crappy game?