Megabonk is "what if vampire survivors was risk of rain," or the reverse if you like. Your objective is to navigate the map, find the exit portal, kill the boss, proceed. In the midst you'll have to fight off an ever increasing horde of enemies, and much like both, you'll select items, be they offensive, or defensive, to sustain your attempt.
A few issues crop up immediately. Firstly, movement is terrible. Most characters start off miserably slow, both for navigating, and for mobility. Can it be satisfying to hit a cool slide into a jump, or make a jank mega jump? Sure. But unless you obtain the movement speed tome, or spawn next to the portal, you can just get locked out of a successful run by the layout of the map. Additionally, you and your enemies have collision; they will lock you into place if they overwhelm you, which, especially early on, they will.
Vampire Survivors affords the player 6 inventory slots for both weapons and items. DRG:S expects you to have 4. Now, is it fair to compare games together, and to fault one for simply subverting expectations? Absolutely! This game also clearly expects you to have 4 weapons and 4 tomes. But you will not be allowed to for a while, unless you get a lucky random drop. Why? The game locks two slots for weapons and tomes behind meta upgrades. Those meta upgrades do not also lock off an increase in enemies in the waves; no, instead the player is meant to face everything at the beginning of the game in a significantly worse position.
Meta upgrades in rogue likes are nothing new; some games have had them for a lot longer than Survivor-likes have emerged as a subgenre. In my opinion, they're often not balanced for the eventual power creep they introduce, but they can add a satisfying goal to work towards. Locking your full kit behind meta upgrades, while expecting you to have that full kit, though, is a horrible decision.
I get it. You need people to play your game, play it more, and more. Much like arcades, the best way to make someone play a game again is to leave them unsatisfied- either too hard or too restrictive in the time given to make beating the game a fool's errand for anyone looking for a casual play. I can respect it for most games, but not that much for a PC game, and especially one with virtually non-existent skill expression. This isn't a souls game where direct player input matters, when it comes to difficulty. Sure, if you give no input, you'll die. But just like most Survivors, your weapons are auto aimed, and auto fired. You can influence it, but your skill is going to be expressed in dodging attacks. Which is no different to any other Survivors game.
You also want people to experience more builds, to enjoy what you've made. But in this case, again, when the game necessitates a movement tome just to make getting around not miserable, how much are you encouraged to experiment? Some things are clearly better than others, it simply is not balanced well in this regard. Your motivation as a player is to experiment is to check off a list of objectives, not anything else. Might as well when you're grinding out the silver to get the meta progression you need to actually make a serious attempt.
Finally, the game's vibes are atrocious. Irony poisoning seeps out of every pore, and aside from some visuals, nothing about the game feels sincere. The charming elements feel forced, as with the skeleton on a skateboard or ape with sunglasses- and they're place alongside stuff like magnet shrines being called "shrines of succ" the "chad" character, or all the "lol so random" text in the descriptions. I half expected this game to have an item called half-eaten cookie with the text "i made u a cookie, but i eated it o.O" The term cringe is often used just to rag on people for having fun, but again, MegaBonk does not feel sincere in it's existence, and that is what makes everything else feel so cringy. Another point against the games vibes is the "lol git gud" shite when you fail a run. Again, your inability to win earlier in your play time largely has nothing to do with how good you are at the game, yet the game clearly seems to take some pride in its completely arbitrary difficulty spikes.
If I had to boil this games vibe down, Id say this; Megabonk is like a white dude who voted for Harambe in 2016 and is proud of it in 2025, and then turns around and tells you "yeah I believe in equality, but feminists and SJWs took it too far."
Ultimately, as far as worthwhile experiences, you'd be better served playing Risk of Rain or something like DRG:S, as those games are better balanced, less arbitrary in their difficulty curves, and don't make playing them a drag. This game can hold your time, not unlike cheap fries can fill your stomach; but that doesn't make it good.
