Review GigaDeathNullGolem 2/5 · Nov 12, 2025
If it came down to playing this to attain enteral life... I think I'd rather die.
Perish.. This sounded intersting due to the lore and theme (Incredible stuff really) but it strikes me as a terrible rope in because it's just not fun to play. It's like a "Marathon" take on Serious Sam kind of concept...And man, that could work.... but Considering you are confiend to use melee weapons at the beginning, and there are endless …
Perish.. This sounded intersting due to the lore and theme (Incredible stuff really) but it strikes me as a terrible rope in because it's just not fun to play. It's like a "Marathon" take on Serious Sam kind of concept...And man, that could work.... but Considering you are confiend to use melee weapons at the beginning, and there are endless respawns until you complete one objective to only go on to the next, i wasn't really feeling timed hits on stupid spawns.
Yeah, I wanted to like this... because Horde Shooters like SS or Painkiller? I can handle that... But gating me through a shopkeeping system that makes you lose money each time, impeding progress... and never unlocking that revolver? Nah.
Paradise is not for me.