No More Heroes 3 Review
The last of the No More Heroes series for now, Is it better than the other two...not really.
Story
In this ones theres all crazy insanity going on in this one stuff that just changes what the other two done.
This one starts with you seeing a boy and this Alien creature called FU he has befriended and takes care of. At the end he fixes FU's ship or they find a ship and he makes a promise that they will see each other again in 30 years as the alien launches off in the ship. Current day the boy is now grown and is in a company, and sure enough the time to meet his alien friend is near and it happens as promised FU has grown into a prince and he has brought 12 aliens with him and wants to take over the place. Destruction occurs and Travis hears the commotions of whats going on and sees his city getting destroyed. He sees a big alien ship and decides to fight but has some allies with him one being Shinobu and one being Charlotte who was an enemy in the 2nd one. Outside the motel gets attacked and Travis,Shinobu and Charlotte all fight them off.
Travis has some new stuff how he got it i have no idea. He has a new thing called Henshin which is this thing on his wrist that gives him a powered suit much like a Kamen rider i think. He flies up to the ship and battles the aliens. Than more weird stuff happens because his cat Jeane can now talk. In the ship Travis battles an alien and defeats it and than uses his henshin suit to fight something in space.
After Travis kills the aliens you see Sylvia again older in a business suit and shes tells Travis has made the rankings and that he can't leave, Travis still reluctant wondering what he gets for winning and Slyvia saids something but its censored out but Travis agrees immediately.
FU than issues a game of conquest and challenges humans to Galatic Superhero Rankings. If a human can beat the aliens they will leave the city if they can't than the city gets destroyed. FU awaits at number 1 and Travis has to go though 8 others to get to FU.
Exploration
The sandbox type city is back and its split into a few areas like 6 areas. The side missions this time are question marks so there marked but you still have to look around and find them. The side missions are mainly mini game stuff, Cleaning toilets to get save points. Lawn mowing mini games, trash collecting avoiding alligators, fending off Kaiju like Alligators, mine disarming and other stuff. There are also more stuff to collect, so missing cats to find, seeds to plant, aliens who give you shirts and enemy wave missions.
Also new is an upgrade system which is a new area in the model. You can do a number of things in the new place. One being making travis stronger through this arcade machine, which is run my Naomi who made Travis weapons in the first two... For some reason she is a tree in this game. You use this new type of currency called Word End Super Nova to level up stuff like, Travis's health, Travis's damage, The beam katana battery, new moves, and the death gloves charge.
There is also these destroy chips you can make giving Travis some stat buffs and abilities. You make these by getting these items from the side missions.
Gameplay
Its still the same pretty much. Travis can do a jump attack but no air combos or anything. For what its worth its probably the most smoothest combat compared to the other two. A new thing though are the death glove skills. Travis has this glove that give him 4 special attacks, these attacks are slowing down time, being able to do a drop kick, pushing an enemy back and using like this ball that shoots enemies. The wrestling moves are used when enemies are dazed in this one. The slots have less stuff but its fine, it has stuff like Mustang Mode which make him attack fast, Throw Crazy Mode which is infinite throws, Invincible mode and two mech suit modes, the 2nd which you get later in the game. As for the camera and stuff i had no problems.
Bosses
All the bosses were good they switch some stuff and add some twist cause some bosses get killed off. One boss was like a galactic musical chairs champion so this was pretty funny. A school girl you fought in the 2nd one returns in this one it was probably my favorite boss and her and Travis had a rap battle so that was hilarious. Gold Joe was also hilarious. FU himself was good to
Negatives
This games longer which is a negative, i beat this in 22 hours and when i got to the last part i was freaking bored and tired of the game. The main issue with No More Heroes its the same throughout especially the 3rd one. The main missions are as followed, you need to earn to enter the battle, you go to a part of the map and do these designated missions and they give you these crystals. You need 3 crystals than you go to the atm and go to the boss and thats it the entire game.
This game being longer you get tired of the enemies especially on hard mode. I wanted a harder mode to force me to try and adapt but the enemies took so long to kill and they can kill you quick obviously. Theres like 8 enemies and my favorite goddamm thing in the world enemy color swaps....theres regular, theres purple, theres gold and theres white...So same enemies throughout the game and since its longer you get tired of them. They don't even do new attacks they just take fucking ages to kill and can kill you quicker.
The world itself while bigger and more to collect, things just feel thrown in there aint much thought to anything. The cats are just thrown around, the places you plant seeds are thrown around its just no thought to it at all.
The death glove chips are pointless as well i felt like they didn't do anything when i crafted them
The cutscenes initially at start they were cool. You had this fight with Travis and FU and Shinobu and this was pretty awesome. You had some funny stuff with FU when he kills the president and than the cutscenes get freaking boring and feel the same. When your about to start the next rank fight, FU's in a throne and talks to the aliens about killing Travis, when you get the money for the atm, FU talks to the alien one final time before the Alien fights Travis. Than more repetitive scenes with like this Metal Gear Codex style one and Travis everytime a new main mission starts he talks about movies with Bishop....and thats it rinse and repeat whole game. Speaking of Bishop i thought he was dead in the 2nd one so that confused me.
Combat itself gets boring especially since this games 20+ hours longer. You get only two new attacks and thats it so combat is the same thing it does nothing to keep it fresh. They even removed the new weapons you get, so you got one weapon throughout the game.
You finally get like side characters Travis is with and they get wasted cause there gone for most of the game and are relegated to these really dumb dialogue things were travis talks to them about real life Japanese wrestling matches and anime, so another thing that sucks.
The locations in the world are boring as well i think the main place is the best the other locations are forgettable. Two being A deserted sandy wasteland place and another one being another place with sand but you can barely see cause the lighting in the place is awful.
Final Thoughts
After playing all 3 of these games, i have no idea why these games were popular. Its barebones theres nothing really good in the game except some comedy stuff from bosses. Travis is funny at times but a character who you really won't care about and his character don't make any sense half the time. He kills some of these assassins and then some he won't kill. Some kills you just wonder why if he sparred someone else.
The combat doesn't do anything to be fresh you get no new attacks or moves. The cutscenes and everything you do in the game is rinse and repeat over and over. This game might of benefitted if it was just story driven with none of this sandbox world and pointless side stuff. It should have been a linear game much like Suda's other games. No more Heroes is just a boring game.
Suda can make good stuff. He made Lollipop Chainsaw and that was a great game and the combat was fun, the story was fine and theres was a lot of stuff to do throughout the levels and even the hard modes added newer enemies. He also has Killer is Dead which i heard is good and i played a bit from someone.
For No More Heroes they need to do away with these ranking match stuff or find a way to make these better no more of those missions were you need money and doing pointless side stuff. I thought FU was good but the cutscenes with him were repetitive. So thats another thing they can improve on is the cutscenes.
There will be a 4th one eventually will i play it...most likely no unless its completely changed and is more like Suda's other linear games.
My score for No More Heroes 3 is a...since it was longer and i got tired of it quicker and its repetitions im gonna say a 3.