I'm going to be pretty hard on this game, so I feel I should make a preface. Much to the chagrin of my fellow nerds I was never really all that into the "high fantasy" genre. For me to buy into the worlds of wizards, trolls, & magic elves it has to be a really good story. So, let's start there.
My review title may seem a bit odd, but I decided to make my Inquisitor look vaguely like Kurt Russell. In the early prologue of the game, which I consider the whole part set in Haven, I got most my entertainment from quoting "Big Trouble in Little China" as I played the game, asking myself in dialogue, "What would ol' Jack Burton do?"

I'm glad I did cause the story for Dragon Age is bland. I hope the 1st 2 games are better, cause this plot struck me as 'baby's first medieval fantasy' There didn't feel like anything unique about the world. I mean the Witcher has, well, Witchers, and the Elder Scrolls felt more interesting. When we finally get the narrative ball rolling I did find myself enjoying the story much more, but that was after several hours into the game. Heck, in the beginning they make a big stink about closing the sky hole and you close it within the first 5-10 hours.

Well, I thought it was closed, but apparently it was still open, but the game doesn't seem to be concerned about it anymore. Instead we worry about Corypheus, the dumbest looking villain I've seen in awhile, and his super evil plan of vagueness.
I will give the story some credit. It was interesting to play the game from what is basically the role of a king. You do feel as if you are in charge of this organization and people are giving you power & responsibility. It's not quite as ridiculous as some prisoner becoming the savior of the world, you are a noble who deals in power. That was what I enjoyed, trying to build this organization and seeing how the game hints at the trials of having power. Will the absolute power of the Inquisition corrupt them absolutely? What lengths will they go for the greater good? We already see characters like Leliena, who has the blandest of voices. becoming ruthless for the greater good and Morrigan seeking knowledge at any cost to do what's right. While I won't likely play it, I'd love to see the Inquisition be the bad guys of a Dragon Age 4.

One reason I have little interest in playing another Dragon Age is the combat is tedious and boring. I'd very easily describe it as a MMORPG in a single-player's clothing. You see an enemy, which are all the same, just different names, and hold down the 'smash' button... and wait. You can toss in a special move now and then, like a MMORPG. And the dragon fights, oh, the dragon fights; they exacerbate the cruddy combat. You swing at their enormous health bars for 2 hours, and if they are all but maybe one of the dragons, they refill their health bar every 5 minutes through that damned armored up power. They weren't fun, they were tedious. The companion AI really breaks down in dragon fights too. My mages & rangers would routinely die because the dragon would breathe fire on them and they'd just stand there. I do like how the dragons are very active in the fight, moving around, using different attacks, jumping and flying; much better than Skyrim's "let's lay here while you wail on us" style. The only time I enjoyed combat was when I used my warrior chain and shouted "Get over here!" to myself
As I've made it clear, I didn't enjoy this game. It wasn't my cup of tea I admit. Honestly, if the combat had been better in anyway possible I would've enjoyed it much more, even with the hit'n'miss story.

On a side note that doesn't really effect the game rating, but is something I always notice. It was refreshing to see a game that was kind to religion. Granted it was a made-up fantasy religion, but there were obvious inspirations from real Christianity. Usually in media anytime religion is mentioned it's demonized as a tool of the bad guy, or some useless thing that failed our hero, but here you can play the game as an honest to God... or Maker I suppose, believer. Sure they were in turmoil with their lady Pope being killed, but still, it's nice to see religion as a good guy in media, if just for the fact it's the opposite of the present cliche.