Review FattsMcstroob 2/5 · Feb 12, 2026
These are not my Rabbids
Kingdom Battle was such a bizarre, unexpected treat. One of the devs famously cried at the game's launch event, and I love that for him. It was a game you could see the singular vision of, and passion for, in so many elements of its charming, nimble construction.
Sparks of Hope is what happens when Ubisoft execs get involved. While …
Kingdom Battle was such a bizarre, unexpected treat. One of the devs famously cried at the game's launch event, and I love that for him. It was a game you could see the singular vision of, and passion for, in so many elements of its charming, nimble construction.
Sparks of Hope is what happens when Ubisoft execs get involved. While the combat is largely improved, the game itself is a bloated mess full of repetitive fight maps, dull puzzles, frequent glacial load screens and too many paid DLC packs.
Worst, they've fundamentally misunderstood their own branded characters. I truly hate how passionate I am on this subject: the writer who chose to give the Rabbid characters dialogue should be fired out of a cannon. Sub-Whedon sass replaces all the effective physical comedy of the Rabbids. You hear entire pages of dialogue that should have been replaced with a single "bwah". And the less said about the robot characters, the better. Utterly insufferable. Any one who put pen to paper on this gets le slap.
Wait, isn't this a kids game? It wishes. It can't decide who it's for, which is surprising given the narrowcast effectiveness of its predecessor.
Anyway I'm playing The Last Spark Hunter DLC and it's fine? If everyone stopped talking this'd get another star easy.
