Review anarchistica 1/5 · Nov 14, 2024
Just not worth it
Playtime: 3h17m
Intro
This is a fighting game with a ton of nonsense stacked on top.
The Good
- Fights look really cool.
- It's free.
- 10% less child porn than Genshin Impact
The Bad
- I unlocked 4 characters and half of them made me uncomfortable.
- Time isn't free.
- Boring story.
- Uninteresting characters.
- Combat is actually pretty basic.
The Ugly
- Logging in …
Playtime: 3h17m
Intro
This is a fighting game with a ton of nonsense stacked on top.
The Good
- Fights look really cool.
- It's free.
- 10% less child porn than Genshin Impact
The Bad
- I unlocked 4 characters and half of them made me uncomfortable.
- Time isn't free.
- Boring story.
- Uninteresting characters.
- Combat is actually pretty basic.
The Ugly
- Logging in takes over a minute and you have to click twice with ~10 seconds in between.
- Exiting the game without using Alt+F4 takes 4 clicks and waiting for a slow menu to load. Lol.
- Super predatory monetisation.
- Most of the twenty different menu's consist of icons.
- There are at least three different daily reward structures plus other F2P nonsense.
- You have to walk around a small map, sit through menus and dialogue, move around on a 2D map and do the hokey-pokey before you're actually allowed to fight like two whole fights and the entire sequence repeats.
- Seriously, between all the rewards, walking, talking, et cetera the actual fighting gameplay is like 25% of the game.
The Japanese
- One of the characters looks like a kid and makes porn sounds.
Conclusion
Cool combat visuals, awful everything else.
