Review Toupaloops 3/5 · May 17, 2025
Fun combat, Tedious Life Sim
I feel so torn about this game. I just beat it after 90 hours, and I'm questioning whether or not it was worth it. The game is fundamentally split into two parts - combat and The Abbey.
Combat is an absolute blast. I'm a big Firaxis fan and I thought this was going to be XCOM with Marvel characters. It's …
I feel so torn about this game. I just beat it after 90 hours, and I'm questioning whether or not it was worth it. The game is fundamentally split into two parts - combat and The Abbey.
Combat is an absolute blast. I'm a big Firaxis fan and I thought this was going to be XCOM with Marvel characters. It's actually drastically different from XCOM. It's still turn based combat but it incorporates a card deck system, think XCOM meets Slay the Spire. I quickly fell in love with it and never got tired of it.
The Abbey on the other hand is an absolute slog. This is where the story and world building takes place and it is SLOW af. It's basically a friendship simulator where you have to go through endless hours of dialog with various Marvel characters in what are essentially "hangout" seshes. This would all be well and good with me as an extra but it's pretty important for improving your hero card builds. And my main gripe with it is that most of the conversations are just dull and flat. I was so bored for most of this part of the game. Maybe games like Disco Elysium, Mass Effect and Divinity have ruined dialog writing for me by setting the bar too high. Some of the convos and characters are fun but others are insufferable and had me skipping everything. And even the skipping takes a while because there is a LOT of dialog, I'm talking 65,000 recorded lines. I wish they had recorded less and given the convos more substance. There is also busywork to be done around the Abbey grounds. This stuff is fine, a decent time waster about as mind numbing as the checklist shit you see in Ubisoft games. Thankfully most of it is largely optional.
All in all the game has a very slow start but once you get the combat it can become addictive. But if RPG friendship simulators are not your thing I cannot recommend this game. I'm a fan of Marvel comics myself, but not huge on the Dr. Strange/Scarlet Witch stuff which is the core of the story. For instance the main antagonists are Lilith and Chton, cosmic demonic entities. I'm more of an X-Men, Spider-Man and Daredevil enjoyer personally. This is definitely targeted towards the more hardcore comics fans. So this is not for everybody, but if all of the above sounds appealing to you then you will absolutely love this game.
