Review Possum 5/5 · Feb 3, 2026
JRPG fans are the #1 reason I've avoided playing JRPGs for the last ~20 years. Kind of like UFC fans, there are some fanbases that are just so undesirable to be associated with that, well, you go out of your way to not associate with them. However, I recently finishing buy all the Bitmap books, and there's two that sat …
JRPG fans are the #1 reason I've avoided playing JRPGs for the last ~20 years. Kind of like UFC fans, there are some fanbases that are just so undesirable to be associated with that, well, you go out of your way to not associate with them. However, I recently finishing buy all the Bitmap books, and there's two that sat on my shelf staring at me until I cracked them open and flipped through: The SNES RPG book and the Guide to Japanese Roleplaying Games. They started an itch, a curiosity, and so I grabbed my first JRPGs in 2 decades: FF7 Remake and FF7 Rebirth.
FF7 Remake was my first 'JRPG' in about 20 years, and it was a very enjoyable (if at times frustrating) return that resulted in me buying most of Square's Steam catalog during this current sale. I have 6 months off from work and will be working through a veritable stack of games thanks to FF7R, from Live A Live to Star Ocean to SaGa and (of course) all the non-MMO FF games.
There's so much here that is just fun, zany, over-the-top and ridiculous (so many early 2000s Hot Topic outfits), and at a certain point, FF7R does a great job of just convincing you to shut your brain off and enjoy a wild ride. It is cheesy, but knows that, and doesn't seem to take itself seriously all that much, until the moments it counts--though, I will say, the couple triple back-to-back sad-music sap-athons aren't super effective. Sap is a punctuation, and there's a few instances of it being turned into run-on sentences.
That this game includes two of the worst bosses I've ever experienced in my life and still ends up with a 5/5 speaks volumes to just how much of an experience it really is. Excited to do the DLC next and jump into Rebirth.
