Review noplotr 3/5 · Jan 24, 2026
I Think I'm Just Tired
I'm tired of the same superhero stories over and over again and I'm tired of bloated open worlds filled with "stuff to do" but very little meaning. I'm not interested in world-ending stakes that can be paused at any time so I can go pilot some bee drones and earn enough of one of the four different indistinguishable upgrade resources …
I'm tired of the same superhero stories over and over again and I'm tired of bloated open worlds filled with "stuff to do" but very little meaning. I'm not interested in world-ending stakes that can be paused at any time so I can go pilot some bee drones and earn enough of one of the four different indistinguishable upgrade resources so I can beat people up more efficiently or just get a new suit in which to beat people up. And it sucks because that's actually what makes Spider-Man my favorite superhero, the fact that sometimes he's just doing science or grabbing a runaway balloon or taking photos. But as much as these games do go out of their way to include that stuff, it's not what any of the three different upgrade tabs are focused on. At the end of the day, it's all about how well you can beat people up (which somehow leads to saving the world.)
At the start of the year I set myself a rule, which is that I’m not allowed to install any new games on any of my systems until I finish (for a given definition of finish that makes sense for each game) or give up on every game I currently have installed. The three other big AAA open-world games I currently have installed are Dragon Age: Veilguard, which I’m 99% sure I’m not gonna keep playing because it kind of sucks and it hurts how much it sucks; Borderlands 4, which I think I only stuck with for as long as I did because I was depressed and couldn't distinguish how not fun it was from how not fun everything else was; and Elden Ring, which I’m like 75% sure on because as much as I want to try applying my Bloodborne lessons to it, it also isn't Bloodborne so maybe I don't care.
So for the next few months I will probably mostly be playing smaller games telling smaller stories in, hopefully, more interesting ways. And after that, we’ll see. I’m leaning towards trying to avoid AAA games for a while. Increasingly they tend to be bloated, narratively uninteresting, and going forward almost certainly going to include genAI assets. But look, I'm not gonna pretend beating people up and/or shooting them and/or hack-n-slashing them and/or using spells...to magically beat, shoot, and/or hack-n-slash them isn't fun sometimes, and AAAs do often do that well. So I’m probably not swearing off AAA forever. But when I look at the games I've really loved in the last few years, the ones that have been not just fun but immersive and emotionally resonant, the ones that I've raved about to anyone who would listen (and few people who would not), it's all indies. And mostly smaller, less action-focused titles. And I think those are better for my soul right now.
p.s. I did platinum this game. Sort of like binge-drinking the night before getting sober.
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p.p.p.s. Dana trying to be all "sure the Spider-Men led the way but everyday New Yorkers came together to help and we're all heroes" and then her example is fucking MJ, I can't tell if the writers are actually that un-self-aware or actually that cynical.
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