Review BurningKirby 4/5 · Sep 16, 2024
A Certified Classic That Sags a Bit in the Middle
While I'm not totally convinced Devil May Cry 3 is the masterpiece I heard it was, it certainly was a damn good time. I've never been all that great at hack n' slash games but I keep playing them anyway, and this one was more than happy to kick the shit out of me. Pretty tough game, but the kind …
While I'm not totally convinced Devil May Cry 3 is the masterpiece I heard it was, it certainly was a damn good time. I've never been all that great at hack n' slash games but I keep playing them anyway, and this one was more than happy to kick the shit out of me. Pretty tough game, but the kind that rewards perseverance.
Here are my scores on each mission! I uh... guess I'm a B-tier DMC player, if nothing else.

DMC3 definitely feels like a massive improvement over the previous game (it was a very low bar) and also feels like it outdoes the first game in every way except maybe that sweet medieval castle atmosphere. The cutscenes are a joy to watch and the variety of weapons and combat styles gave me much more than I could reasonably explore in a single playthrough.
I do feel that the game is a bit overlong. There are a few chapters near the end (14-18, mainly) that feel padded with backtracking and refighting bosses. I was pretty close to giving it 4 stars as a result but the game does pick back up in those final couple missions and I liked the ending so much I couldn't bring myself to knock off the last star.
And come on, like, he said the thing!! Almost... sorta...

I get why this seems to be the fan favorite of the franchise, even if it isn't mine. It holds up pretty well and is worth a play for any fans of hack n' slash games. It is a bit difficult to be someone's first foray into the genre though, so I might recommend one of the later entries first if you have yet to dive into a game of this style. But hey, if you're a masochist, go for it.