Review Spectre3353 3/5 · Dec 30, 2024
astroneer switch review
With no bugs and on a capable system, I'd genuinely be considering giving this a 5 star review. Astroneer is a survival / crafting game with the aesthetic of Outer Wilds that absolutely grabbed my attention for 50+ hours over a period of a few weeks. Unfortunately I have to give it a pretty mediocre review because:
- The Switch version …
With no bugs and on a capable system, I'd genuinely be considering giving this a 5 star review. Astroneer is a survival / crafting game with the aesthetic of Outer Wilds that absolutely grabbed my attention for 50+ hours over a period of a few weeks. Unfortunately I have to give it a pretty mediocre review because:
- The Switch version is awful. It runs really, really poorly. Not only does the game itself run badly under normal circumstances but if you suspend and continue playing too many times it will just straight up crash.
- The controller interface is really bad. The number of times I accidentally killed myself or just simply did the wrong thing because of the poor interface probably counts in the hundreds. It's also just generally frustrating to do anything complex or precise due to the controls.
- The clunkiness and jankiness of the vehicles is nearly gamebreaking. The buggy handles like an absolute piece of crap. If you screw up underground while digging with a rover it may take you 30+ minutes to figure out how to recover and get back to the surface (if you ever make it).
- The bugs are really bad. There is still an issue where some items and vehicles left out will just DISAPPEAR. Having your work just vanish makes it hard to want to keep playing.
This sounds incredibly negative but I really, really enjoyed my time building up my bases, bouncing across planets and exploring. It's just unfortunate that a few VERY significant issues marred my experience. My biggest advice here would be to play Astroneer if it sounds like something you'd enjoy but DO NOT do it on the Switch. Play on a platform with more power and use a mouse + keyboard. Switch + controller was a significant detriment.