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Thirsty Suitors

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Thirsty Suitors

Nov 2, 2023

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3.66 average rating based on 32 ratings

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Can Jala learn to love herself and heal the wounds of her past? Thirsty Suitors is a stylish, story-driven adventure that unfolds through turn-based battles, skateboarding, and cooking.
Release Dates
Nov 02, 2023 Full Release (Worldwide)
Nintendo Switch, PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S
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User Stats
110
In Collection
42
Wish Listed
7
Playing
45
Backlogged
How Long Is Thirsty Suitors?
Main + extras: 15.5 hours
Total completions: 1
Sir_Laguna
Sir_Laguna gave Nov 3, 2023
Sir_Laguna gave Nov 3, 2023
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Jala is sexy, smart, athletic, a skateboard goddess and an absolute bisexual disaster. I love her and her weird game with RPG turn based combat, skating and cooking.

You can read my full review in spanish here.

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I wish the combat was a little deeper and challenging, but I was really engaged by the amazing plot and cast of extremely horny characters. Skating was better than I thought.

It almost, ALMOST felt a little repetitive by the end, but this is a short game (about 7 hours) and I was watching the credits before that happened.

V1CGaming
V1CGaming gave Dec 4, 2023 (edited)
V1CGaming gave Dec 4, 2023 (edited)
V1CGaming's review of Thirsty Suitors

Stylish, eye-popping visuals. Solid voice acting and a wicked soundtrack. QTE-heavy gameplay, with some Tony Hawk-lite skating mechanics and turn-based JRPG combat. Gets a bit tedious and repetitive towards the end of the game. The story is not going to be most people's cup of tea. The subject matter seems very personal to the developers.

It's a super "woke" type's wet dream. I enjoyed some aspects of the narrative, in particular the exploration of South Asian family dynamics. But the rest of the narrative is held back by its nonsensical plot, cringe dialogue, and a subplot that was really underwhelming, that basically went nowhere. Fortunately, it is only a short game - so not a complete waste of time.

Arkalliant
Arkalliant updated their status May 4, 2024
Arkalliant updated their status May 4, 2024

This seems like a great game, hidden under gameplay mechanics I have little to no love for, namely turned-based combat, quick-time events and skateboarding trick-a-thon. A shame, but probably not finishing it.

Sir_Laguna
Sir_Laguna updated their status Nov 25, 2023
Sir_Laguna updated their status Nov 25, 2023

Another Platinum Trophy for the collection. This time of the game that made me smile the most this year.

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I'm gonna miss you, Jala ❤️

killerstar
killerstar updated their status Nov 1, 2023
killerstar updated their status Nov 1, 2023

I played the demo just now and while I liked thd general style, I don't know it the turn-based combat is for me.

I am waiting @Sir_Laguna 's posts on the game, though 🔥🔥