Review anarchistica 4/5 · Apr 29, 2026
What if you were the Pokémon?
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Playtime: 24,5 hours (completed + done most quests, level 74)
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Played 2026
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Context: Basegame only. I had no idea what this was, just wanted the cards.
The Good
- Fun combat.
- Lots of forms (they're basically classes) to switch between.
- A ton of different skills/attacks, this is the strongest part of the game.
- Decent story and dialogues.
- Some amusing, silly quests …
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Playtime: 24,5 hours (completed + done most quests, level 74)
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Played 2026
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Context: Basegame only. I had no idea what this was, just wanted the cards.
The Good
- Fun combat.
- Lots of forms (they're basically classes) to switch between.
- A ton of different skills/attacks, this is the strongest part of the game.
- Decent story and dialogues.
- Some amusing, silly quests (getting hatched as an egg, slug necromancy).
- Really feels like its own thing.
- Nice art style.
The Bad
- The difficulty is about 5-10% too hard for my taste and definitely too hard for a decent chunk of players and there are no difficulty options.
- No healing potion or other "emergency button" either.
- Half of the forms quickly become irrelevant, in part because of their vulnerability.
- Switching forms is clunky. The menu is clumsy, the popup menu doesn't pause and you can't pin forms so they switch around.
- You get three passive slots but you'll always want "auto pickup money" and "lifedrain" so effectively you only have one slot.
- A few form quests are obnoxious and there are far too many of them - it took a few hours of grinding to complete them all.
- Needed a few more teleporters, especially near a couple of dungeons.
- The item grind is a bit much, notably only being able to buy 5 upgrade tokens at a time.
- One form is locked behind progress in a timed dungeon. No thanks.
- The forced zoom in some places is unnecessarily annoying.
The Ugly
- No mouse controls at all.
- A couple of quests are truly awful, especially the "protect the object that dies to 1 hit" quest.
- If you fail a quest you have to sit through all the dialogue and animations again. And again. And again.
Conclusion
Nobody Saves The World was a really nice surprise. Based on the art i expected a platformer, but it's a really fun action game in which you bounce around as a turtle, spook people as a ghost and crush enemies with dumbbells as a bodybuilder. The balance is a tiny bit off, the keyboard-only controls are a pain and a couple of optional quests made me ragequit but other than that i really enjoyed my time with this.

