My first Caves of Qud experience: I thought I would just jump in the deep end and learn along the way. So I generated a completely random character. I spawned in the mysterious oasis town of Joba. I walked around for a bit, watched the weird hunchback farmers tending to their watervine plantations. I petted a cute purple cat that …
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My first Caves of Qud experience: I thought I would just jump in the deep end and learn along the way. So I generated a completely random character. I spawned in the mysterious oasis town of Joba. I walked around for a bit, watched the weird hunchback farmers tending to their watervine plantations. I petted a cute purple cat that had a phosphorescent glow. I was approached by a strangely-mutated wise old man with branches growing out of his spine and eyeballs on his palms. I picked up my first quest, he said:
"Venture north into the wastes and kill the critters that have been plaguing the crops there."
Great! I thought to myself. This will be like the tutorial mission, killing a couple 1HP cockroaches.
So north I ventured and found myself in some mysterious jungle ruins. Immediately an 'ogre ape' approached me. I realised it was hostile, so I tried to hit it. It killed me immediately with one shot. GG! :D

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