Status YABUKI Aug 27, 2021
Probably the first game I ever owned. As a child, I could not be bothered to read the Very Important Item Descriptions, and so I often was driven to confused tears as monkeys would consistently escape through my very climbable fences to assault poor guests. In the Marine expansion, I had a dolphin named Spinny. I couldn't feed him because …
Read moreProbably the first game I ever owned. As a child, I could not be bothered to read the Very Important Item Descriptions, and so I often was driven to confused tears as monkeys would consistently escape through my very climbable fences to assault poor guests. In the Marine expansion, I had a dolphin named Spinny. I couldn't feed him because it was a performance tank, so I ended up starving 37 bottlenose dolphins in a row. Spinny the 37th died along with his forefathers in front of a live audience. Many animals suffered under my deeply confused reign.
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