Status TheChampionTiger Jun 13, 2025
First off, I love this game's sense of humor. The awful acronyms, the anagrams, funny secrets of Sergeant Des dressed like He Man and Jotaro. That's one of the best points for Fashion Police Squad. All the perps that you deal with in the level even do a strut down a catwalk at the end showing off their new …
First off, I love this game's sense of humor. The awful acronyms, the anagrams, funny secrets of Sergeant Des dressed like He Man and Jotaro. That's one of the best points for Fashion Police Squad. All the perps that you deal with in the level even do a strut down a catwalk at the end showing off their new duds. It really knows what it's about, and takes that all the way to the end.
Gameplay is fairly standard, and is clearly influenced by Doom. The original. Not Doom the newer. You know what I mean. You'll zoom around and blast color into grey suits, or cinch up loose clothes. Every enemy can only be damaged by one or two weapons which correspond to their specific fashion crimes. It's funny and thematic, but it can become nightmarish in later levels. Around like, level 10, this game gets sadistically hard. Multiple enemies with AOE attacks will bombard you from a distance while dozens of weak minions will swarm you. The combination of the Rave Girl and a single guy on a scooter caused me more frustration than almost anything else I can think of this year.
For the amount of platforming in this game, I wish it were good. Later levels are insane with the amount of really hard jumps you have to make. Not really sure what the hell that's about.
The final boss deserves some special shit, too. For the entirety of the game you've been shooting up fashion criminals, so why don't we have you do some Tony Hawk's Pro Scooter? Just get a kind of ridiculous amount of points and we'll let you continue the boss fight. Utterly bizarre choice.
I have a lot of complaints, but this game is very fun, and as said earlier, has a great personality.