HoD is so bad it's hilarious. The map rotates with the player, which is incredibly confusing. You constantly have to hold Shift because there's no way to toggle running. Menus don't close when you press Escape, only when you press the corrosponding button. Quests consist of doing something boring a great number of times (hit the dummy 20 times, gather 25 logs). You can't rotate the camera so if you're moving south you can't see anything coming. The list goes on and on.

The best part, however, is combat. You awkwardly have to pose yourself in the direction of the enemy to aim, you can't actually select them. And then you press 1 again and again and again. That's right. Your basic attack isn't the left or right mouse button, it's the number 1.

You wouldn't be able to make something this bad even if you tried.