Main game
2.44 average rating based on 48 ratings
Playtime: 5-10 minutes (FPS and normal mode)
In this thing (it's not really a game) you can make a bunch of warriors and monsters fight each other to the death. You can also use god powers on them, like blowing them into the air with wind. There's a pointless FPS "game" as well, in which you shoot infinitely respawning non-threatening zombies with a WW2 submachine gun.
It is vaguely amusing for a couple of minutes but definitely worth any actual money, let alone €12,50.
What can I say other than, it's what it sounds like. Good, dumb fun for an afternoon. I like that you can have up to 8 teams in a battle royal and the steam community have made lots of custom teams too.
So if you want to see an army of Santas vs some storm troopers vs deadpool vs Vikings vs chickens vs medieval knights vs velociraptors vs dwarfs, this is the game for yooooooou!
This is free on Steam right now:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/616560/Ultimate_Epic_Battle_Simulator/
Apparently you can make chickens fight dinosaurs.