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3.40 average rating based on 10 ratings
Short and sweet, Squirrel Stapler is a very simple retro-feeling game where you shoot squirrels so you can make your wife beautiful again. And then God comes greet you.
It's hard to pinpoint exactly what genre you might want to shelf Squirrel Stapler in: different from Szymanski's other games (DUSK, Iron Lung...) it takes itself less seriously and hands you over less than an hour (maybe) of fun. It's an evidently horror game but with a comical/humor way to it that makes it less creepy overall while still maintaining that you are doing/have done something quite unspeakable.
The atmosphere keeps you on your toes and there's moment where the environmental storytelling catch you off guard in a moment or another, forcing a whimper out of your lips the moment you least expect it.
All in all, a nice experience.
My wife has never been so beautiful