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1.40 average rating based on 5 ratings
There are very few games that are bad in a way that makes them good. Most are just bad in a way where it makes you feel terrible and you need to play something good to cleanse yourself.
Urban Yeti is terrible and I wholeheartedly recommend you download a rom of it this instant. Although I'm told if you get a boxed physical copy there is a poster inside you can hang on your wall. The company that made it went bankrupt shortly after it's release. Rumor is that they were going to close down anyway and intentionally made their last game as terrible as possible as part of some sick joke. I havn't been making any of this us. True story bro.
So what's this game about? What's an Urban Yeti? An Urban Yeti is like a regular yeti but they live in the hood and most people just mistake them for hobos. That's your character, big foot. His goal in life is to hook with the female big foot across town, but he needs bus-fare and is fucking broke. Your goal in the game is to get bus fare.
To do this you will explore an open GTA …
There are very few games that are bad in a way that makes them good. Most are just bad in a way where it makes you feel terrible and you need to play something good to cleanse yourself.
Urban Yeti is terrible and I wholeheartedly recommend you download a rom of it this instant. Although I'm told if you get a boxed physical copy there is a poster inside you can hang on your wall. The company that made it went bankrupt shortly after it's release. Rumor is that they were going to close down anyway and intentionally made their last game as terrible as possible as part of some sick joke. I havn't been making any of this us. True story bro.
So what's this game about? What's an Urban Yeti? An Urban Yeti is like a regular yeti but they live in the hood and most people just mistake them for hobos. That's your character, big foot. His goal in life is to hook with the female big foot across town, but he needs bus-fare and is fucking broke. Your goal in the game is to get bus fare.
To do this you will explore an open GTA style world (but with every building being a copy-paste of the other, nothing to interact with and the worst pixel scaling technology that I have ever seen in my life, along with walking controls so bad I believe the rumors they intentionally fucked it up). If you can manage to walk in a straight line and not die to the stray cats, navigate a city of copy-pasted buildings you might find a job.
What are jobs? They are mini-games. And the controls for them are as bad as the walking. But if you fight through them you will get money, but chances are you will fail and have to start the game over from the start. Supposedly if you get enough money you can ride the bus and get the Urban Yeti some booty. If you're into that sort of thing.