Bad Guys at school is one of those abominations that has no clear reason to exist. It falls in the same category as Zoo Keeper Simulator and Slap the Fly, but is a lot more boring and empty.

The principle is simple. You are a little brat at your local school, and need to harass teachers, other kids and vandalize property. You can do this via diverse tools like a spray can of paint, paint balloons, brute force and interacting with objects.

You start a server, realize no one is playing this piece of sh!t anymore, call some friends and give it a try. You try to have some fun, laugh one or two times but immediately after that, you question your life choices, quit the game, and remove it from your hard drive. It took me around 20 minutes until I died of boredom. Never had I played a game that felt so pointless, hollow, and boring as this one.

At least in Slap The Fly, me and my friends looked past the endless flaws and had some fun with chasing each other, throwing soft balls in a caged arena, and the obstacle run courses. The same goes for Zoo Keeper Simulator. That game is also broken and pointless, but even then, some fun took place and I actually enjoyed the stupid nature of that piece of filth when chasing one of my friends as a T-Rex, riding a golf cart, or slapping the Zoo Keeper to death as a terror penguin.

The graphics in Bad Guys at School are horrible and date back to some pre-2003 tech demo. Better graphics do not make a better game, this is for sure, but here, it just feels cheap, simple and stiff. Animations are terrible and this is one of those examples in which the creators hoped that the stupid, broken movement added to the fun and laugh factor of the game. In my opinion, this failed miserably.

The sound is terrible and broken. Many times, the animations do not line up with the effects. But I am not going to analyze and review the sound in depth, because it is not worth it.

The movement feels stiff and broken and aiming your little spray can feels inaccurate. Interaction with doors and objects misses frequently and overall, it is just bad.

The only little sparkle of fun this game offers are the mods, which can make the game look even more ridiculous and gives you a quick laugh.

It is not that I disliked Bad Guys at School because it has “no deep story” or “no nice graphics”, I am fully aware of the fact that this game does not takes itself seriously. As mentioned before, I played this kind of games before, like Slap the Fly and Zoo Keeper Simulator. However, this one is so incredibly boring and pointless, that it completely misses the mark. It was intended as some kind of joke, but it still costs money, and no one is laughing.

Definitely do not recommend this pile of garbage.