This isn't your first grade teacher's Oregon Trail. Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (Turbo) takes Mrs. Eaglehorn's old Windows 3.x education program and puts a jetpack on it. Being a settler traveling east has never been so fun. From unicorn ambushes to gusts of wind that send you into the stratosphere as you attempt to jump a river instead of fording it, you'll be back for more. You'll run into aliens, bandits, ghosts, buffalo, wolves, piranha, narwhals, and more. All eager to eat your delicious flesh.

I can't sell this game any harder. Shakespeare once said, 'Brevity is the soul of wit', and this follows the rule to a T. What starts as a humble wagon adventure simply becomes an insane romp in the mind of a maniacal game developer. The humor in this game is ambrosia of the gods. Never before have I ever met people more deserving of my time, money, and respect.