• Playtime: 9 minutes

• Played: 2-6-2026

• Context: This vaguely sounded like Kiln?

Review

This was given away by Epic less than two months ago. And it's 100% dead. I couldn't find a single game. So i looked on SteamDB:

Was that me? Did me booting this up count for Steam charts? Lol.

Anyway, the game is awful, obviously. You pick from one of 4 starter items (light, medium x2, heavy) and you try to hit other items with slaps, dashes and items. It sounds alright, until you see this:

Yes, that's the entire playing area, a tiny little floating island. And you die when you get knocked off it. Wow. Keep in mind that their other game, Witch It, is 6 years old but had a daily peak of 120 and an all-time peak of 4971. Was this just a joke or something? Did they hear about Kiln and try to make their own game in which objects smash against each other?

Oh yeah, remember Kiln? The new Double Fine game? Released 6 weeks ago?

I was never a DF fan and even i think this is sad. :-/