Status Reset_Tears Jan 13, 2020
inb4 Wall-E stole the plot from this game!
I kept trying to get through Vectorman. But I just don't dig it, and eventually I had to give up. The graphics are technically impressive, but it all looks too muddy, and too busy. It's hard to tell where anything is, or even what anything is. Vectorman himself is a robot I …
inb4 Wall-E stole the plot from this game!
I kept trying to get through Vectorman. But I just don't dig it, and eventually I had to give up. The graphics are technically impressive, but it all looks too muddy, and too busy. It's hard to tell where anything is, or even what anything is. Vectorman himself is a robot I guess? But he's just a bunch of floating spheres? Whatever he is, he takes up too much space on the screen. If I walk forward a couple steps, there's suddenly an enemy robot right there, shooting at me point-blank. Or a dozen bird robot things swooping down at me, though it looked like they were in the background. Too many flashing lights. The level designs being really dull also don't help matters either. I will at least say I liked the sound effects though -- that PEW-PEW is forever ingrained in my head.
HEY, HERE'S THAT TITLECARD FOR THE VIDEO MY FRIENDS. EDITING VIDEO AS I TYPE THIS, CAUSE I'M THAT TALENTED AND HAVE EIGHT ARMS LIKE A SPIDER. PLEASE DON'T TELL THE GOVERNMENT. THEY ALREADY KILLED MOST OF MY SPIDER HUMANOID SPECIES. I LOVE YOU.