Review scoopings 4/5 · May 2, 2025
Beautiful Early 3d Polygons That Gave Me A Good Chuckle & Set The Stage For My Beloved Games
Preliminary: Wow this is amazing. It has all the elements that make survival horror, absolutely. LIke the way this bird monster breaks through the window and the camera angles and the tank controls. My goodness is the movement slow, the wood creaky, and the controls so absurd lol. But I am having at least as much fun just wandering around, …
Preliminary: Wow this is amazing. It has all the elements that make survival horror, absolutely. LIke the way this bird monster breaks through the window and the camera angles and the tank controls. My goodness is the movement slow, the wood creaky, and the controls so absurd lol. But I am having at least as much fun just wandering around, Elaine-style kicking, and just enjoying the early 3d polygonal world. I will play again tomorrow to see if the game itself is worth pushing through but this should at least get a 3 or 4 star for setting precedents, the amazing Feel and absurdity, and the fun I'm having regardless of the gameplay restraints heh. This would be fun to stream. Oh and the scariest part so far is her face! Terrifying polygons.
Welll, yea, in reality I could only play this for a bit and for the giggles. Great concept and honestly even exceution but just so clunky and slow. Having to switch what action you do with space is not ideal.
There is a lot to love and it set so many precedents and I had a blast playing it for a bit these 2 days. I love the way your saves show a little screenshot of where you were. I love the intro video and how slowly she meanders in lol. It's hard to list all the things that brought me feelings of my childhood favorites of RE and SH. Part of me wants to still give that 4 star, but really, with those limitations and what I read is easy sudden deaths, it would be hard to rationalize.
Look: 8.5/10 Given a .5 boost cuz of the humorous absurdity of some aspects
Sound: 8/10
Play: 7.5/10
Feel: 8.5/10 Influential and can't deny I had a blast night recording myself getting to know the game lol
Attachment: 7.5/10 I will certainly play the rest of the series and certainly wont forget this and probably will play the new version etc etc, but how often would I actually play past the first room? Almost never.
Overall: 8/10
Oh dang this still came out to a 4 star... I suppose the power of an influential and important-for-me Feel..

