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The financial crisis, the indie apocalypse, blah blah blah ... all of this.
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Yeah, there is no review, but just between you and me...
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And feed his 12 kids.
And his wife ... who's sick...
well, when he finally finds one. Hey, Careful!
(No this definitely isn't 95% copy pasted from the first chapter, there is no review, close this tab and go away)
This is not a review for a not game. That I 'played' for around 5 hours to 100% completion. There is no game, is a game, or rather not a game that trys to convince you to not continue it. It is one of the funniest stories I've gone throught in a while.
Story - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - The point and click adventure, with a funny narrator, is surprising interesting for what it is, withing spoiling, or not spoiling anything, I'm just going to leave this non game story at that.
Gameplay - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Honestly not all of the gameplay is the best, if the game wasn't as funny as it is in both references within the game and in achievements, I probably wouldn't have kept with it, this game somehow manages to keep you entertained even when doing repeative actions with some puzzles.
Sound - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - All, well most, characters are voices, the voicing is extremely good imo, and is definitely what pulls this whole thing together. Amazing VA, background sound, and original soundtrack used for some puzzles, definitely pulls it all together and makes it worth it.
Controls - ⭐⭐⭐ - As a point and click controls are very limited, especially on the switch were it was basically just one button for everything, I have heard some people said it was touchscreen only for them, but for me it played docked with a pro controller just fine. I do somewhat think the experience was easier and more fun then it would be with just a mouse, having played on switch.
Overall - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I would not suggest this game, I can't believe you read all of this. Stop reading right now! Don't look at it's steam page or eshop page or any other shop. Don't look at any other reviews. Don't play this game! Hey are you listening don't press that purchase button! Hey, hey you, stop that right now!!