Review LittleLordRusty 2/5 · Jun 28, 2024
David Cage is a Hack
Another poorly written interactive movie from the lads at Quantic Dream that's even worse than their previous title. Rather than leave a proper review here's a mini rant about one of the 'chapters'. Jodie is the main character by the way (played by Hollywood actor Elleniot Page), and Aiden is her ghost pal. I should also point out that whilst …
Another poorly written interactive movie from the lads at Quantic Dream that's even worse than their previous title. Rather than leave a proper review here's a mini rant about one of the 'chapters'. Jodie is the main character by the way (played by Hollywood actor Elleniot Page), and Aiden is her ghost pal. I should also point out that whilst the mission below might sound like an exciting bit of stealth action gameplay it mostly involves QTEs and button prompts...
There's this 'mission' you do in some unspecified African country where CIA Jodie has to assassinate someone because of course she does, she's part of the US military industrial complex and America can do what the fuck they want. So anyway you happily stealth/murder your way to this target for some reason (don't ask questions) and partway through she meets up with this kid who she heals and they can't communicate because Americans don't need to know the languages of the countries they invade in order to murder people, but he helps you and then you part ways and go on to murder the target and a bunch of other random guys, and low and behold one of them is the kids dad and he's understandably upset, and Jodie starts to feel bad like she hadn't thought before that maybe killing people you don't know in a foreign country for your government is maybe not a good thing and can have bad consequences, and so now she's sad. But this tiny bit of nuance, of the pretence that this isn't just a section of the game cage wanted because he thought soldier Jodie would look cool, is completely undone when the helicopter that comes in to rescue her guns down a bunch of angry locals. But they saved Jodie so who cares I guess.
AND THEN, GET THIS. On the way back in the helicopter with Jodie's hunky boy CIA handler, Ryan, Jodie is still sad and if you switch on the news there just so happens to be a news report about the guy she assassinated, who it turns out was the democratically elected president and not a warlord, as she had been 'led to believe'. Quick question; does Jodie not own a television. That was retorical, I know she does. Is she not also, as a member of the CIA, expected to know a bit about geopolitics. Was she herself not at all interested in learning the slightest thing about the country she was infiltrating and the man she was going to murder? Is Jodie a fucking moron (retorical again, of course she is). But really this is all just an excuse for David cage's favourite thing; melodrama, as Jodie and Ryan yell at each other like traditional humans; "YOU LIED TO ME", "I TRUSTED YOU", "I UNQUESTIONINGLY MURDERED A SMALL CHILD'S DAD (PLUS DOZENS OF OTHER PEOPLE AND A PRESIDENT) WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELID BECAUSE THIS IS THE ACTION CIA PART OF THE GAME WE CAN STICK IN THE TRAILER. AND I TRUSTED YOU", etc, etc. And then she jumps out of the moving helicopter lol.

