Review Normalcy1 1/5 · Dec 11, 2022
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
December ‘22
This was my first experience with a mystery dungeon title and it wasn’t a very good one lol. To start with some positives, at least a few tunes stuck out as particularly good (notably the main town). The graphics were really pretty as well. And that’s basically it. The story is obnoxiously childish but I can’t exactly fault …
December ‘22
This was my first experience with a mystery dungeon title and it wasn’t a very good one lol. To start with some positives, at least a few tunes stuck out as particularly good (notably the main town). The graphics were really pretty as well. And that’s basically it. The story is obnoxiously childish but I can’t exactly fault a game aimed at children for being childish. Nonetheless it was inoffensive and mostly boring. My biggest impression came from the gameplay loop. Let me start by saying that you can’t evolve Pokémon until you beat the game. That’s just fucking dumb?? So I used an Eevee and a Squirtle for the 8-10 hour story. I think I beat a Moltres with quick attack 🤔. There’s a mechanic to link moves which just objectively beats not doing it with no clear downsides (PP is easily regenerated). There is an overwhelming number of Pokémon to recruit, which is OK, but its so laborious for a completist to re-do easy and bland dungeons over and over to recruit them all — only a madman would do it. Battles are very simple and easily won. They’re mostly automated although you can choose moves if you want. The AI does a perfect job winning encounters though. The mystery dungeon formula is just not so good :/ Floor after floor of frequent, no-strategy encounters with mostly uninteresting unevolved Pokémon. And if you do die you lose all of your items, which is just frustrating because getting back an equal bag means 15-30 mins of grinding. Not to mention they have a power leveling mechanic. You can literally boost yourself two levels in a matter of seconds at any time during the game. It’s kind of just a mess with a bad formula. Maybe I’d try a mystery dungeon game outside of Pokémon and form a more concrete opinion on the genre.
