Portal (2007)

I can absolutely see why this is such a landmark + cultural icon for games. Figuring out the solution (or one of MANY possible solutions) to the test chambers always felt super satisfying, the eerily quiet ambience and GLaDOS's morbid humor tie perfectly together, and the build-up to the ending sequence was done outstandingly well. A short & sweet experience with a candle on top and everything.

Will likely be playing the story mode of the 2nd game for the first time soon. Excited for that, as I've heard great things.

tl;dr i always knew science was evil. thats why i never paid attention to it in school

The first Portal is a short yet groundbreaking first-person puzzle game from Valve, originally released as part of The Orange Box, which was a bundle of Valve titles put together. The MC is called Chell, a silent test subject armed with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, capable of creating two linked portals on certain surfaces. This simple mechanic fuels an incredibly clever series of physics-based puzzles, gradually escalating in complexity and creativity without ever overwhelming you.

The game’s pacing is razor-sharp, each chamber teaches you something new, and just when you think you’ve mastered it, the rules are twisted in unexpected ways so it never gets stale. Beneath its sterile test-chamber setting lies a darkly comedic narrative, delivered through the sarcastic, passive-aggressive voice of GLaDOS, an AI whose cheerful malice turns the sterile environment into a deeply unsettling backdrop.This character alone carries the whole plot of the game, she is praised as one of the best villains of all time in gaming history.

At only 3~4 hours long, this game wastes no time, delivering a concentrated shot of innovative gameplay, memorable writing, and a now-iconic ending. It’s a perfect example of “less is more,” and even after all these years, it remains one of the most original puzzle experiences ever made. I highly recommend not skipping this one if you are a puzzle fan, it is truly one of the best games of all time, not just when it comes to it's puzzles, but the overall mechanics and narrative.

The cake is a lie!

Very short and more of a tech demo or proof of concept for its later sequel, but obviously massively impactful on gaming as a whole and on gaming culture. Initial dawning realisation that GLaDOS is sentient and malevolent, and when you first escape the boundaries of the testing chamber, were amazing.

I'll never understand why lines like "The cake is a lie" became the over-memed repeated jokes when there are infinitely funnier and cleverer pieces of dialogue in this game, but so it goes.

Easiest recommend I can give, just for its historical/cultural impact alone. The fact that it's also a damn fun game is the cherry on top.

Smartly accessible puzzle gameplay that anyone can grasp. A delightfully tense and darkly hilarious story, leaving you wanting more. Rich and engaging puzzles that never veer into hair-pulling territory. All extremely polished and wrapped up in a 3 hour package.

If you play this game and don't gel with it, I'll twist my nuts off and eat them with a spork.

The puzzles always stuck way more to “fun challenges” over “challenging fun”, but they do remain fun even today (though you will probably find that if you have any memory of previous playthroughs, the first 17 of 19 chambers will take less than half the total play time).

The writing and humour is still delightfully dark and can still elicit a chuckle, and while the literal writing-on-the-wall style of environment storytelling is now considered trite, it was at least still fresh at the time.

Its short runtime makes this an ideal replay game too: if you have a bit of recollection of the puzzles from the last time you played, you can comfortably beat the game in a single 90-ish minute sitting, which means there’s no bits to make you think “ah shit, I forgot about this bit”. (Ahem, the island in Resident Evil 4.)

To me, the general art style prevents the graphics looking particularly dated too, as the game is mostly smooth surfaces and enclosed spaces. I generally feel Source engine games have aged a lot better than their contemporaries anyway. The Switch port seems decent: it seems to run at a solid 60 handheld, with the small screen size also helping mask the fact that you’re playing a 15 year old game. Seams do start to show a little when docked: I noticed some frame hitches when looking through recursive portal-loops, and 1080p output scaled up on a large 4K screen was never going to be razor sharp, but it’s perfectly serviceable.

Anyway, go (re)play Portal. It’s like 90 minutes long.

Since I catch myself in analysis-paralysis when deciding on a game to play (and then feeling like I should play another game after I've chosen), I decided to start playing through all my Steam games in order of when I got them. That system consistently feels fair for me to stick with, mainly just as a way to prevent wasted time stalling.

That said, with my first game being Portal, I've already played through it countless times. So I figured that the moment I'd be sick of it, I'd move on to the next game on the list. Instead tho, I ended up trying the radio achievement challenge... missing 1 radio in the end. Ah well, it was a nice excuse to play through it all again (only a couple hours). I just wish I could mute the dialog -- that's the least replayable aspect of this game imo.

Also, as inventive as this game is objectively, its style, themes, and focus don't really captivate my interests all that much personally. I come out of it feeling kinda gross tbh (as opposed to playing hours of any good NES/SNES or 2D-indie game).

Anyway, I'll probably continue making status updates for each game as I continue down my list.

I can't criticize a game for being "too short", especially considering it was originally part of a bundle. This is a must-have gaming experience. Fun gameplay, hilarious monologue, an interesting story and very clever mechanics. The combination of first person ("shooter", loosely said), platforming and puzzle make this game as innovative as it gets. Even if this game had turned out average, the concept alone would've made it important. It's so fresh, no one has even managed to copy it succesfully. Plus, the difficulty curve is very well achieved and extremely satisfying.

This is a game I had in my mental backlog (before I was on Grouvee) for like half a decade. I wanted to play it out of intrigue for the genre mishmash, but I was missing out on a true classic. Don't make that mistake.